FIVE BOOKS I'VE PRETENDED TO READ BUT HAVEN'T

  1. 1.
    The Old Man & The Sea
    Leave me alone, rabid Hemingway fans. IT'S OKAY NOT TO LIKE HEMINGWAY.
  2. 2.
    The Sound & The Fury
    Go away, Faulkner.
  3. 3.
    Fahrenheit 451
    I mean, what even? It's about fire. I get it.
  4. 4.
    The Bible
    Self-explanatory.
  5. 5.
    Pretty much every owner's manual.
    I like to live dangerously