1. The Old Man & The Sea
    Leave me alone, rabid Hemingway fans. IT'S OKAY NOT TO LIKE HEMINGWAY.
  2. The Sound & The Fury
    Go away, Faulkner.
  3. Fahrenheit 451
    I mean, what even? It's about fire. I get it.
  4. The Bible
    Self-explanatory.
  5. Pretty much every owner's manual.
    I like to live dangerously