FIVE THINGS THAT COULD LURE ME INTO YOUR CULT & POSSIBLY INDUCE ME TO DO CRIMES FOR YOU
Because I just re-read Helter Skelter, that's why. To be clear, any one of these would do. Don't knock yourself out securing all five.
- 1.Tater tots
- 3.KittensBut it would take, like, upwards of 5.
- 4.Chocolate mousse cake
- 5.Tim Riggins