FIVE THINGS THAT COULD LURE ME INTO YOUR CULT & POSSIBLY INDUCE ME TO DO CRIMES FOR YOU
Because I just re-read Helter Skelter, that's why. To be clear, any one of these would do. Don't knock yourself out securing all five.
- •Tater tots
- •KittensBut it would take, like, upwards of 5.
- •Chocolate mousse cake
- •Tim Riggins