Because I just re-read Helter Skelter, that's why. To be clear, any one of these would do. Don't knock yourself out securing all five.
  1. Tater tots
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  2. Books
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  3. Kittens
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    But it would take, like, upwards of 5.
  4. Chocolate mousse cake
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  5. Tim Riggins
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