GREAT VINTAGE SEWING PATTERN ILLUSTRATIONS
Inspired by my friend Kendra who, sadly, is not even on The List App. I know!
- •I feel these dresses would be terrible if a breeze came along, but fantastic for smuggling stolen hams.
- •I think the closer image was from before the one in the background. Evidence: the ladies go from having no feet to NO LEGS WHATSOEVER. Very popular with serial killers.
- •These bitches are about to throw down. The one in the white gloves is mos def throwing a gang sign.
- •When the bikini lady notices that tiny lady to her left she is going to FREAK her SHIT.
- •Sadly, "shirt not included." Someone wrote "watch pocket on right side." Do they mean, like, there's a pocket for your watch on the right side? Or, that you should watch out for the right side pocket because it'll GET YOU?!?!
- •This is an entire flippin' wardrobe right here.
- •I don't understand why this man is going golfing in his shorty pajamas. Or why they're all hanging out in their nightclothes.
- •KNICKERS!!!! FOR MEN!!!!