1. "And then, after I do your hair, I'm going to kill you in your sleep."
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  2. All I know is I HAVE to be invited to this party.
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  3. The other boys tried not to notice how much shorter Chad's robe was, but they couldn't help wondering what he was staring at...,
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  4. I mean, these are just uniforms, right? For space babies or something?
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  5. I call this one: Your Children Are INSUFFERABLE
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  6. Jesus. Why has he skewered that kid?
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  7. "Off to shovel out the outhouse!"
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  8. For fuck's sake.
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