1. Sure fire sign that Christmas is here: British candy. I have already eaten five flakes.
  2. Christmas Eve dinner: farfalle bolognese. What Jesus? This family worships FOOD.
  3. MISSED: Christmas morning lox and bagels. BECAUSE THEY ATE THEM ALL BEFORE I GOT UP.
  4. Dammit. I almost missed the sausage rolls.
  5. Cuban Christmas dinner. You know, as the Scots usually do.
  6. And now dessert. Because we needed more food. Meringues. Ice cream. Cheesecake. Raspberry coulis. Someone help me.
  7. The weird stocking stuff is getting broken out. These taste EXACTLY like Swedish fish. My brother wants you to know the bite you see here is the only bite that was taken. 🤢
  8. Grilled brat flavored chips. 🤢🤢🤢🤢
  9. Now we're down to trading the shit we don't like from our stockings. @dismal is trying to trade a Hershey bar between two loaves of Cuban bread.
  10. Upping the ante. Still no takers.