MEN I WOULD TETHER MYSELF TO BY ANY AVAILABLE MEANS

  1. Timothy Olyphant
  2. Adam Scott
  3. Paul Rudd
  4. Even better
  5. Paul Newman
  6. John Krasinski
  7. Barack
  8. Jason Bateman
  9. Jon Stewart
  10. Ryan Gosling
    I'm sorry. I'm so cliché.
  11. I just realized the thing that almost all of these men have in common: they are/were all happily married and publicly effusive about their wives. Guess that sorta thing turns me on.