MORE THINGS WITH WHICH I CANNOT EVEN

  1. Cheap wrapping paper
    There's a reason it's a dollar. It tears when you look at it wrong. It's, like, self unwrapping paper.
  2. People who "don't like salt."
  3. Gristle.
    Even the word is awful.
  4. Turkish delight
    Sounds like a shady sex act.
  5. This headache
    It's just bullshit.