I feel like a corporate shill writing this list And, yet, I never like to miss an opportunity to jump on the bandwagon. Inspired by @aus10
  1. Shelf stable whipping cream
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    What? This is straight up amazing. You can have whipping cream without worrying about it going bad.
  2. Ice cream bon bons
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    Fun to say AND effing delicious.
  3. White bean hummus
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    Sublime.
  4. Edamame hummus
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    Why is this so addicting???
  5. Vegetable masala burger
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    All you need to bring to this party is a little mango chutney.
  6. Dark Chocolate covered peppermint jo-jos.
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    Thank god Christmas only comes once a year or I would need to be air lifted from my house.
  7. Lavender salt scrub
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    This rocks so hard. And super cheap. Probably don't eat.
  8. Organic brown rice
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    Because, let's face it, I'm never going to wait the three years it takes to cook my own brown rice.