PEOPLE WORKING MY LAST NERVE AT THE DMV

  1. The couple watching Ellen clips on her phone without benefit of headphones.
    Seriously, no one wants to hear that shit.
  2. The woman repeatedly checking be numbers of people around her to make sure no one is cutting in line.
  3. The kid behind me who periodically yells out "Awesome sauuuuuuuuuuuce!!!!!" At NOTHING.
  4. That baby in front of me. I BET SHE CAN'T EVEN DRIVE. God.