Or, What I'm Doing to Avoid Work today.
  1. All of these elicited from me a giant
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  2. Felicity Jones
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    Did someone draw the top of this on with a Sharpie?
  3. Carrie Underwood
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    Somewhere, in an alternate universe, Joan Collins and Linda Evans are fighting to the death over this.
  4. Sarah Jessica Parker
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    A red carpet wedding is a great idea. But someone should tell her that her sleeves are coming apart at the seams.
  5. Tracee Ellis Ross
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    I ADORE Tracee Ellis Ross and was so thrilled that she won, but this bordello lampshade cover does her figure no favors.
  6. Blake Lively
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    Again, making a svelte woman look like a linebacker isn't the goal.
  7. Janell Monae
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    Many liked this, but I just can't. Especially when she took the stage for Moonlight and could barely walk. I'd love to see how she sat in it.
  8. Jessica Biel
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    Again! She looks incredibly bulky in the hip area. But I do give her credit for making a skirt out of the fabric covering my desk chair. Maybe it was an unconventional materials challenge?
  9. Nicole Kidman
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    Oh, Nicole. Was this a dare of some sort?
  10. Connie Britton
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    It pains me to dis Tammy Taylor, but this snoozer appears to have one short sleeve and one...no sleeve? Nonsense.
  11. Anna Chlumsky
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    Anna Chlumsky is awesome. So why is she wearing a wine gift bag left over from Christmas?
  12. Sophie Turner
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    I am not versed in fashion nearly well enough to parse what is happening here.
  13. Emily Ratajkowski
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    I bet she thought this was demure.
  14. Kerry Washington
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    Epaulets, see-through lace and a partial sash? Seems fair.
  15. Zoe Saldana
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    And I was worried nothing from my Grandma's house would get a nod! This is her bedspread from 1973, all tied up with the ribbon she used to wrap my Barbie dream house. Nicely done.