SHIT CLOGGING UP MY NETFLIX LIST THAT WE BOTH KNOW ALL TOO WELL I'M NEVER GONNA WATCH

  1. Frank
    No matter how much I enjoy saying "Scoot McNairy," which sounds like a fantastic Scottish insult.
  2. Blue is the Warmest Color
    I don't know. I think I waited too long. Plus, I'd have to READ...
  3. Django Unchained
    I don't know, you guys. It looks hard.
  4. Chef
    I genuinely don't even know how or why this is on my list.
  5. Art & Copy
    Because it's a documentary about ART and COPY, for shit's sake.
  6. The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby
    It's long. I'm tired. Perpetually.