THINGS IT LOOKS LIKE I'M JUST NEVER GONNA GET AROUND TO

  1. Putting a bed skirt on my bed.
    Where the hell is my bed going? Why does she need a fancy skirt? Who does this bitch think she is?
  2. Reading Infinite Jest
    I was only frontin' about this one anyway.
  3. Cleaning the dead bugs out of the light fixture on the ceiling.
    It's far.
  4. Being healthy.
    Hard.