THINGS THAT HAVE BEEN, EVIDENTLY, STOLEN FROM MY HOUSE THIS WEEK
- •A good 4-6 pairs of my underwear.
- •At least seven white socks.
- •My car keys.Which were then returned mysteriously to my COAT POCKET. I KNOW! Truly chilling.
- •My husband's ability to stay up past 9 p.m.
- •My ability to fall asleep.
- •The very last bit of my holiday cheer.Which many of you may have, quite understandably, thought was stolen well before now.