1. A good 4-6 pairs of my underwear.
  2. At least seven white socks.
  3. My car keys.
    Which were then returned mysteriously to my COAT POCKET. I KNOW! Truly chilling.
  4. My husband's ability to stay up past 9 p.m.
  5. My ability to fall asleep.
  6. The very last bit of my holiday cheer.
    Which many of you may have, quite understandably, thought was stolen well before now.