I grew up in Scotland so don't blame me if I'd never heard of nutrition.
  1. Cadbury's chocolate
    The real kind. None of this "pasteurized milk" bullshit
  2. Potato scones
    Fried in a metric shit ton of butter.
  3. Chips and vinegar
    Hand cut chips, extra salt, extra vinegar, preferably wrapped in brown paper.
  4. Shepherd's pie
    The apotheosis of British cuisine.
  5. Victoria sponge cake
    Cake. Cream. Strawberry jam. What the hell is not to like in that?