PETS I HAVE LOVED

RIP to my pets that are all living out on that beautiful farm together...
  1. Prince: the lazy eye Laso Apso that would poop in our living room moments before an earthquake. Duck and cover. And avoid the giant dog turd.
  2. Goldie: the goldfish. Geez, I was an outside of the box kind of kid wasn't I?
  3. Silvie: Goldie's cousin obvi.
  4. Reggie: my mom's old dog that had retinal detachment and lost and eye...on the kitchen floor. Like right there and then.
  5. Jack: the cat. He was a bad ass mofo. All Maine coon and 100% Agro. He also had a deep well of love he hated that he needed to share. I was his Marisa tomei to his Mickey rourke.