STUFF I WISH I COULD PUT ON A MENU AND PEOPLE WOULD ORDER.

  1. Egg yolk ravioli
    Why are you weirded out by biting into a ravioli filled with egg yolk? You eat poached eggs. I hate you.
  2. Headcheese with breakfast
    I know this isn't eastern Europe but be a little adventurous.
  3. Butter
    I just want to make a flight of 3 butters and I want you to sit the fuck down and taste them as if they were a fine wine.