STUFF I WISH I COULD PUT ON A MENU AND PEOPLE WOULD ORDER.
- •Egg yolk ravioliWhy are you weirded out by biting into a ravioli filled with egg yolk? You eat poached eggs. I hate you.
- •Headcheese with breakfastI know this isn't eastern Europe but be a little adventurous.
- •ButterI just want to make a flight of 3 butters and I want you to sit the fuck down and taste them as if they were a fine wine.