TV characters I'd like to sit next to for a pedicure (ranked)

Having a stranger wash your feet while you read a magazine is very bizarre. Pedis with a pal are more bearable. Not just anyone can small talk me while I'm having my callouses shaved.
  1. 13.
    Lucille Bluth (Arrested Development)
    The opposite of chill. Would leave with a bruised ego but some solid one liners.
  2. 12.
    Selina Myer (Veep)
    Probably scolds nail tech in an explicit laced rant mid pedi.
  3. 11.
    Leslie Knope (Parks and Rec)
    Fun but I don't think I've ever had enough coffee or sleep to match her energy level.
  4. 10.
    Kimmy Schmidt (Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt)
    Bubbly talk.
  5. 9.
    Peggy Olson (Mad Men)
    Would much rather get drinks next to Peggy but I'd settle for sober small talk.
  6. 8.
    Jan Levinson (The Office)
    Candle making trainwreck. Would likely talk about herself the entire time (that's a positive if I'm too tired for small talk).
  7. 7.
    Jane Kerkovich (Happy Endings)
    A level of type A personality I aspire to reach.
  8. 6.
    Joan Halloway (Mad Men)
    Would get lots of questionable life advise and hopefully legit beauty and wardrobe guidance.
  9. 5.
    Ann Perkins (Parks and Rec)
    V chill and makes v strange relationship choices. Would have compelling gossip.
  10. 4.
    Mindy Lahiri (The Mindy Project)
    Legit girl talk, no sanctimommy BS, probably knows about upcoming sample sales, has a solid appreciation of Beyoncé and would encourage a polish color out of your comfort zone.
  11. 3.
    Liz Lemon (30 Rock)
    Snarky talk.
  12. 2.
    C.J. Craig (West Wing)
    Career crush.
  13. 1.
    Elaine Bennise (Seinfeld)
    OG fantasy BFF. Well read, funny, and already in functional shoes for post-pedi adventures.