HOW TO SPOT A RECOVERING FUCKBOI

Based on a Twitter exchange between me & my girl Katie #recoveringfuckboi
  1. Recovering fuckboi Tinder Bio: sarcastic, loves adventure ~pictures with motocycles~ 420 friendly, loves meeting new people, typical Friday night out with friends
  2. Recovering fuckboi advocating for white Herero men everywhere who are merely products of the fuckboi system and lollapalooza
  3. Recovering fuckboi advocating for hover boards everywhere
  4. Recovering fuckboi sick of girls never picking "the nice guy"
  5. Recovering fuckboi still loves his fuckboi friends but like ~no homo~
  6. Recovering fuckboi who still has his mom do his laundry and make his lunch every day
  7. Recovering fuckboi still tries on his old snapbacks and cries sometimes
  8. Recovering fuckboi who still takes out his Tony Hawk figurines and imagines what it would be like to be a pro skater
  9. Recovering fuckboi who can't chill before bed without his Tony Hawk nightlight
  10. Recovering fuckboi who swears he is really 420 friendly
  11. Recovering fuckboi who's never had a blunt in his life
  12. Recovering fuckboi who really needs a ride to the fall out boy concert tomorrow/ will provide snacks and molly
  13. Recovering fuckboi who swears he's not a fuckboi anymore then says he won't donate to charity if he won the Power Ball
  14. Recovering fuckboi tells me that I'm being sexist when I say there's no such thing as a fuck girl