1. SaidJK Rowling is overrated
  2. Compared her to six dead white dudes in the literary canon
  3. Admitted he'd only read 50 pages of book 1
  4. Thought that if Herman Melville wrote a series he'd be more famous??
  5. After he said he never read HP I said you should and he said don't tell me what to do... Just a suggestion
  6. He had one of those dumb undercuts
  7. Said that he's a writer
  8. "It's $400 but it's totally worth it"