THIS DUDE I DON'T KNOW AT MY TABLE AT THE COMEDY CLUB DID SO MANY THINGS THAT MADE HIM THE WORST

  1. SaidJK Rowling is overrated
  2. Compared her to six dead white dudes in the literary canon
  3. Admitted he'd only read 50 pages of book 1
  4. Thought that if Herman Melville wrote a series he'd be more famous??
  5. After he said he never read HP I said you should and he said don't tell me what to do... Just a suggestion
  6. He had one of those dumb undercuts
  7. Said that he's a writer
  8. "It's $400 but it's totally worth it"