THOUGHTS I HAD IN GOODWILL TODAY

  1. I honestly don't know how people wore jeans before they started infusing then with spandex
  2. Wait... Is this my shirt?
  3. It would make more sense if bookshelves went the other way, right? We wouldn't have to do that weird sideways tilt thing.
  4. I just feel like it's at that point where I won't be surprised when another friends friend tells me they had to help Michael Cera down a mountain after a bad shroom trip