THOUGHTS I HAD IN GOODWILL TODAY
- •I honestly don't know how people wore jeans before they started infusing then with spandex
- •Wait... Is this my shirt?
- •It would make more sense if bookshelves went the other way, right? We wouldn't have to do that weird sideways tilt thing.
- •I just feel like it's at that point where I won't be surprised when another friends friend tells me they had to help Michael Cera down a mountain after a bad shroom trip