Sometimes I feel as though my life is a series of close calls. To be updated periodically.
  1. The time I almost got hit by a train
    Not my fault
  2. The time my truck died and steering wheel locked up as I was on a sharp turn on the interstate
    Probably was my fault for ignoring the check engine light for 3 years
  3. The time I accidentally ate a burger in Barcelona
  4. The one time in seventh grade where I stepped out into busy traffic
    Which I probably would do now. Hit me- pay for my tuition- I fucking dare you.
  5. The time my dad left me home alone when I was 5, and I roamed the streets
  6. The time the drunk text to my sister didn't send
    I wouldn't have died... But I would have wanted too.