I hope this goes well!!
  1. Are you rewatching The Wire in HD?
    I can get your HBOGO password?
  2. Do you want to go back to your place?
    I can stay here for a few days while things settle down?
  3. What do you do for work?
    I can borrow fifty bucks?
  4. Are you a dog person or cat person?
    I can put your dog's ears in my mouth?
  5. Are you going to finish that?
    I can finish that?
  6. Are you having a good time?
    I can pretend this never happened?