SOME MESSAGES GLEANED FROM PODCAST ADVERTISEMENTS
Lots of podcasts, lots of sponsors have me thinkin
- •People dont know how to feed themselvesKind Snacks, Blue Apron, Nature Box
- •We all need a personal website if we wanna make it in this brave new worldSquarespace can build you a website that makes you feel like you are actually legit!
- •Shout out to the agoraphobic pen-pals and eBay entrepreneurs out there!!God forbid we leave the house to get stamps!! Stamps.com assures you that you do.not.need.to.leave.
- •Discount codes are alluringFor your first free month type in promo code!!!!!!!!!!
- •We have no tasteMany of the services offer lifestyle "curation" like trunk club. They picks out cool clothes for the fellas with no taste! Or time! Or w/e!
- •Capitalism finally figured out it can profit off if male insecurity, tooShave creams, facial products, shirts that make you look cool bc you dont have to tuck them in (?)