SOME MESSAGES GLEANED FROM PODCAST ADVERTISEMENTS
Lots of podcasts, lots of sponsors have me thinkin
- 1.People dont know how to feed themselvesKind Snacks, Blue Apron, Nature Box
- 2.We all need a personal website if we wanna make it in this brave new worldSquarespace can build you a website that makes you feel like you are actually legit!
- 3.Shout out to the agoraphobic pen-pals and eBay entrepreneurs out there!!
- 4.Discount codes are alluringFor your first free month type in promo code!!!!!!!!!!
- 5.We have no tasteMany of the services offer lifestyle "curation" like trunk club. They picks out cool clothes for the fellas with no taste! Or time! Or w/e!
- 6.Capitalism finally figured out it can profit off if male insecurity, tooShave creams, facial products, shirts that make you look cool bc you dont have to tuck them in (?)