THINGS THAT ARE CONSIDERED COOL BUT MAKE ME SO MAD

  1. "Wanderlust"
    Oh, you love traveling? Maybe thats because its fucking fun but not everyone has zero responsibility and tons of money.
  2. Fashion
    Makes me feel insecure, i donno. Crop tops and floppy hats.
  3. Staying out past 5am
    Were we not drunk enough at 3am? I'm so tired.
  4. Cigarettes
    I'm hooked! They give you cancer!
  5. iPhone 6
    My hands are small, i know.
  6. Edison bulbs in restaurants
    Enough already!!!! Looking forward to a time when people look back and think this shit was tacky.
  7. EDM
    I don't fucking get it.
  8. Obama
    So 2008.
  9. Similar to wanderlust, or saying that "traveling" is one of your "interests": saying that you are a foodie/you are really into good food and wine.
    Oh really bc I HATE DELICIOUS FOOD AND WINE that's why I never spend my money on it!
    Suggested by   @stephanie