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  1. The birds would no longer be an annoyance, but a welcome greeting
  2. I could start work earlier and never have to end at 11pm again
  3. Having my coffee at a time before noon just seems more appropriate
    coffee is not a lunchtime accompaniment, it does not compliment a tuna sandwich very well at all
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I work at an ice cream shop and you'd think most people would just be happy to be there and enjoy the experience...you'd think wrong
  1. "Is your ice cream lactose-free?"
    because the name itself isn't that obvious
  2. Customer: "what's this?" Me: "a sundae" Customer: "ohhh...like saturday?"
    i deserve a medal for holding back laughter as well as i did
  3. "Wait, you use artificial flavours to make your cotton candy ice cream??"
    oh no im sorry i didnt realize other places used locally sourced organic cotton candy for their ice cream
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