This Week's Billion Dollar Idea:

  1. A NARCISSIST-ONLY DATING APP!
  2. "Object of my Reflection" (.com?)
  3. Signing up is free, but users pay PER SELFIE.
    Retouching is extra too!
  4. Additional bio space available.
    For an additional fee, but you're worth it, you brilliant motherfuckers!
  5. All correspondence is publicly viewable.
    So as to better enable love triangles. And so others can appreciate your clever wordplay.
  6. Currently seeking investors.
    Oh... that should also be an optional relationship status. Tip of the hat to @trenchbroom .
  7. Still needs a tagline... Ideas?