Ridiculous, yet Real Nail Polish Color Names

Who comes up with these things? I may or may not actually own some or all of these colors...
  1. Sugar Daddy, Essie
    So... pink?
  2. Romper Room, Essie
    WTH is a romper room?
  3. Bond With Whomever, Essie
    Risqué!
  4. Do You Have This Color In Stock-holm?, OPI
    Very clever
  5. Golden Nuggets, Essie
    Am I the only one who hates the word "nugget"?
  6. Style Maker, Sally Hansen
    Vivid emerald nails are guaranteed to make you a style-maker!
  7. Wet My Thistle, Sally Hansen
    Or what I like to call "Shrek-Chic"
  8. Mad Women, Sally Hansen
    Perf.
  9. Game of Chromes, Sally Hansen
    Ooh shiny
  10. Kissy Kiss, Pure Ice
    What does periwinkle have to do with kissing?
  11. Dream On, Sinful Colors
    I really enjoy painting just my middle finger in this color 😉
  12. Rise and Shine, Sinful Colors
    You were expecting some sort of yellow or orange color, weren't you?
  13. Nama-stay the Night, Essie
    Hot
  14. Violin, Essie
    I don't think violins usually come in that color...
  15. Potato Fields, Essie
    Ahh yes, potatoes. The most glamorous vegetable of all!
  16. Eighteen Carrot, Essie
    What's with all the root vegetables?
  17. Meet Balls, Essie
    Yes, yes, very nice to meet you, Balls. The pleasure is all mine.
  18. Ball-timore, Essie
    Why? Why is it hyphenated like that?
  19. Poppie Cock, Essie
    EXCUSE ME?
  20. After Sex, Essie
    Whoa.
  21. Chips, No Potatoes, Essie
    Whew! Back to innocent root vegetables.
  22. I'm Not Really A Waitress, OPI
    Suuure
  23. What's With The Cattitude?, OPI
    Cats! Cats everywhere!
  24. You Don't Know Jacques!, OPI
    You're right! I don't know Jacques! Yeesh...
  25. OPI Lucerne-tainly Look Marvelous
    In my head though it's Mahhhhh-velous!
    Suggested by   @jennifergster
  26. Angora Cardi, Essie
    Wearing it just now. But was does it actually mean??
    Suggested by   @_sarah
  27. Freaky like Freud, Formula X
    I don't know what to say
    Suggested by   @analyce