Who comes up with these things? I may or may not actually own some or all of these colors...
  1. Sugar Daddy, Essie
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    So... pink?
  2. Romper Room, Essie
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    WTH is a romper room?
  3. Bond With Whomever, Essie
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    Risqué!
  4. Do You Have This Color In Stock-holm?, OPI
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    Very clever
  5. Golden Nuggets, Essie
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    Am I the only one who hates the word "nugget"?
  6. Style Maker, Sally Hansen
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    Vivid emerald nails are guaranteed to make you a style-maker!
  7. Wet My Thistle, Sally Hansen
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    Or what I like to call "Shrek-Chic"
  8. Mad Women, Sally Hansen
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    Perf.
  9. Game of Chromes, Sally Hansen
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    Ooh shiny
  10. Kissy Kiss, Pure Ice
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    What does periwinkle have to do with kissing?
  11. Dream On, Sinful Colors
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    I really enjoy painting just my middle finger in this color 😉
  12. Rise and Shine, Sinful Colors
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    You were expecting some sort of yellow or orange color, weren't you?
  13. Nama-stay the Night, Essie
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    Hot
  14. Violin, Essie
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    I don't think violins usually come in that color...
  15. Potato Fields, Essie
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    Ahh yes, potatoes. The most glamorous vegetable of all!
  16. Eighteen Carrot, Essie
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    What's with all the root vegetables?
  17. Meet Balls, Essie
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    Yes, yes, very nice to meet you, Balls. The pleasure is all mine.
  18. Ball-timore, Essie
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    Why? Why is it hyphenated like that?
  19. Poppie Cock, Essie
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    EXCUSE ME?
  20. After Sex, Essie
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    Whoa.
  21. Chips, No Potatoes, Essie
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    Whew! Back to innocent root vegetables.
  22. I'm Not Really A Waitress, OPI
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    Suuure
  23. What's With The Cattitude?, OPI
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    Cats! Cats everywhere!
  24. You Don't Know Jacques!, OPI
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    You're right! I don't know Jacques! Yeesh...
  25. OPI Lucerne-tainly Look Marvelous
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    In my head though it's Mahhhhh-velous!
    Suggested by @jennifergster
  26. Angora Cardi, Essie
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    Wearing it just now. But was does it actually mean??
    Suggested by @_sarah
  27. Freaky like Freud, Formula X
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    I don't know what to say
    Suggested by @analyce