Why I Think "Ben" and "Jerry" Are Actually Women

Requested by @kate81
  1. First of all, did you know that "Ben" has no sense of smell or taste?
    How on earth does one succeed at making ice cream without smelling or tasting it?!
  2. Somehow, two dudes understand me on an emotional-gastronomical level better than most people I know or at least better than all the other men I know.
    Whether I'm happy, sad, angry, hormonal, or even just normal, somehow they anticipated these feelings by creating the perfect ice cream flavor to accompany them. Very suspicious....
  3. My local grocery store just happens to have a buy one get one free sale on Ben and Jerry's ice cream every month within a day or two of my own "time of the month."
    Coincidence? I think not.
  4. That's all I got. More conspiracy to come.