Why I Think "Ben" and "Jerry" Are Actually Women
Requested by @kate81
- •First of all, did you know that "Ben" has no sense of smell or taste?How on earth does one succeed at making ice cream without smelling or tasting it?!
- •Somehow, two dudes understand me on an emotional-gastronomical level better than most people I know or at least better than all the other men I know.Whether I'm happy, sad, angry, hormonal, or even just normal, somehow they anticipated these feelings by creating the perfect ice cream flavor to accompany them. Very suspicious....
- •My local grocery store just happens to have a buy one get one free sale on Ben and Jerry's ice cream every month within a day or two of my own "time of the month."Coincidence? I think not.
- •That's all I got. More conspiracy to come.