TOP FIVE THINGS TO THINK ABOUT BEFORE GOING TO SLEEP

  1. E*TRADE balances
  2. Getting life insurance payout raised before turning 40
  3. Being a failure
  4. Why the popular guy in sixth grade asked you to dance and then laughed with his friends about it later. Seriously, what was the point of being a dick to a little 12-year-old girl who never did anything to you?
  5. Pancakes