HABITS OF MINE THAT PROB ANNOY THE F OUT OF MY HUSBAND

  1. Always telling him about things that happen on Twitter
  2. Constant, constant podcasts
    Bra is a good place to put your phone so you never have to be without
  3. Reflexive resistance to adoption of any & all new tv shows
    "What if I don't like it" (ten mins later) "I love it"
  4. Always with a tiny saucer of pickles
  5. I love to stick my finger in my ear
  6. I let it mellow
  7. A disgusting animal, basically