BEST QUESTIONS ON MY SYRIAN FRIEND'S VISA APPLICATION
He's just trying to visit family in for a month and we are dying laughing.
- •Have you ever stolen human organs?
- •Have you engaged in prostitution?In the past ten years, only.
- •Have you ever engaged in genocide?Have you ordered, incited, participated in this?
- •Have you ever kidnapped an American child?Just an American child. Other ones are A-OKAY
- •Do you have any training or special skills in explosives, nuclear, biological, or chemical weapons?
- •Have you ever recruited child soldiers?
- •Do you have leprosy?This is my favorite disease.
- •Are you a terrorist?