BEST QUESTIONS ON MY SYRIAN FRIEND'S VISA APPLICATION

He's just trying to visit family in for a month and we are dying laughing.
  1. Have you ever stolen human organs?
  2. Have you engaged in prostitution?
    In the past ten years, only.
  3. Have you ever engaged in genocide?
    Have you ordered, incited, participated in this?
  4. Have you ever kidnapped an American child?
    Just an American child. Other ones are A-OKAY
  5. Do you have any training or special skills in explosives, nuclear, biological, or chemical weapons?
  6. Have you ever recruited child soldiers?
  7. Do you have leprosy?
    This is my favorite disease.
  8. Are you a terrorist?