IS @CHRISK IN FRONT OF ME AT LAX

An investigative report
  1. Carrboro beanie
    Our shared beloved city (re: two lists ago). This seems like a thing you'd wear. Also wearing: psychedelic purple sweatshirt.
  2. On a flight to RDU
    Obviously in LA to receive an award from ListApp HQ for service to the ListApp community, before flying back to the homeland.
  3. Vaguely similar facial hair and glasses
    As seen in your quarter-inch listapp profile picture
  4. I've drunkenly watched Love Actually within the past week.
    CHRISTMAS MIRACLES. People always serendipitously bump into each other at the last minute in airports. Any Christmas movie will confirm this theory. This is a regular thing.
  5. Plz confirm
    Because I'm going to weirdly stare at this dude at my gate but never actually say anything for the next hour. I'm wearing a Shakespeare sweatshirt.
  6. UPDATE: probably not @ChrisK
    The longer I stare at the dude the less certain I am (and more creepy I feel.)
  7. UPDATE UPDATE: WE ARE SITTING NEXT TO EACH OTHER.
    Confirmed to not be @ChrisK but I'm having a meet cute with his hipster twin.