1. Just kidding I'm so alone
    Am I the only ListApper in the entire MENA region? Maybe I should actually use these ListApp invites I have...
  2. It's safe here I promise
    Jordan is hella safe and you really won't run into trouble in most countries. Also, petty crime is almost nonexistent - way less risk of getting stuff stolen, etc. LEGIT: I feel safer here in Amman than I did in Los Angeles.
  3. Come visit me
    I will do all the touristy bullshit like ride a camel with you! 🐪 and not roll my eyes when you pretend you're Indiana Jones in Petra! Or we can go somewhere else in the region, like Muscat or Dahab or Abu Dhabi. (Maybe not Dubai; it kinda sucks tbh)