STUPID SHIT PEOPLE SAY WHEN THEY FIND OUT YOU'RE MOVING TO THE MIDDLE EAST
I am moving to Jordan and people are the worst.
- •Isn't that like... Dangerous?
- •I can speak Arabic too! Falafel! Hummus!
- •Are you going to ride a camel to school?
- •Omg how can you leave LA? I would literally die if I left LA for three months.
- •You're too pretty for a hijab. You'd have to wear a niqab or a burqa to keep the guys off of you.
- •Can't you just study Arabic at USC or something?
- •Are you in the CIA?
- •You are definitely going to get kidnapped.
- •Do they have Internet over there?
- •Burj Khalifa is in Dubai? Omg he's like my favorite rapper.I think you mean Wiz Khalifa?
- •Are you going to fight ISIS?
- •When you get tired of trying to save the world, you should come down to my villa in Turkey and we can hang.
- •What are you doing with your life?
- •Bring me back good shisha for hookah nightsSuggested by @Debby