Things I'm looking for in a relationship
- •Has central air-conditioning
- •Has an air-conditioned car
- •Likes eating in air-conditioned restaurants
- •Works at an air-conditioned office
- •Takes me on a romantic vacation to Dubai and abandons me at the Mall of the Emirates so I have to build an ice palace and live inside SkiDubai ❄️❄️
- •Bloody hell it's hot todayMy brain is melting. And the power went out in my ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD so I don't even have a fan to give me a glimmer of respite in this hell.