Things I'm looking for in a relationship

#relationshipgoals 🔥🔥🔥
  1. Has central air-conditioning
  2. Has an air-conditioned car
  3. Likes eating in air-conditioned restaurants
  4. Works at an air-conditioned office
  5. Takes me on a romantic vacation to Dubai and abandons me at the Mall of the Emirates so I have to build an ice palace and live inside SkiDubai ❄️❄️
  6. Bloody hell it's hot today
    My brain is melting. And the power went out in my ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD so I don't even have a fan to give me a glimmer of respite in this hell.