THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT LIST. (pictures from everythinggoats Twitter)
  1. I am currently overwhelmed with packing.
    4ed9db53 bef2 4458 92c9 c13c4b33249f
    I, too, am surrounded by cardboard boxes. I, too, am making this face about it.
  2. I am scared of children.
    B7b3f736 e620 4258 9f67 596bbbf258fe
    This goat is freaking out because a child is touching it. This is my usual reaction when people try to entrust me with tiny humans. What am I supposed to do with a child? What if I drop it or somehow horribly scar it for life?
  3. I am prepared for a post-apocalyptic future.
    Ea803d2e 64d1 4dc0 b02b 5ccb583b999e
    This goat is well prepared for a Mad Max-style post-apocalyptic world. I am great with as variety of weapons and Dr.Dad is somewhat a doomsday prepper, so I currently have water purification tablets and enough canned goods for three days "just in case."
  4. I am very studious.
    2d1d5499 14b4 4360 90fd 656b3d1a0d1d
    This goat looks like he's stressing out about the GRE. Me too. I've goat to get more serious about the quantitative reasoning practice tests.
  5. Sometimes I feel like I am "faking it."
    52eb3ed6 b02f 4f59 a9c5 ab2cfe4bf0ee
    This goat doesn't feel like he's a real goat. Sometimes I get bad imposter syndrome and feel like I am not smart/talented/good enough.
  6. I start the day with coffee.
    8d96d64d 81aa 4ead 8cec 2dde0dfc5ee1
    This goat understands that coffee is crucial to the morning routine. I've lived walking distance to coffeeshops for a year, and it's the best motivation to get out of bed/the apartment.
  7. I love getting mail!
    Aba2335b c0a5 4f20 a29d 85bc636db964
    This goat prefers letters to texts and emails. I get so excited for actual letters! Sometimes I check the mailbox twice a day. (Or like five times a day when I'm waiting on Cuban cigars from my brother)
  8. I am a great wingman.
    B16f562b 1312 4485 b5b7 0b5682378dcf
    This goat understands that a lot planning goes into asking someone out. I have also helped with prom proposals and REAL proposals.
  9. I am learning to avoid toxic people.
    1b4102bc 0454 4529 8e7f 08242d93e01b
    This goat does not have time for bad influences and negativity. Can't see the haters. Still working on this.
  10. I take ridiculous risks.
    D7a13bf3 9265 4294 9049 c664f3cadb47
    These goats are jumping into the unknown! I am moving across the world in nine days ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh
  11. I enjoy canoeing / kayaking.
    A0ec94a3 25d5 4559 9632 30d65f92fa51
    These goats know how to blend fun with physical activity. I love a good day out on the lake - usually jousting with my brother on paddle-boards.
  12. I am super close with my brother.
    7fdc4254 a70d 4d90 97f0 7d0c7a834466
    These goats probably also get mistaken as twins and love hanging out together all the time. Lil Watz is my favorite person/mad scientist and we frolicked through many fields as kids. One time we tripped over a hidden gravestone. It was scary.
  13. I've goat great style.
    07ebc5ee 2016 420d 840e 8aaf767fb0fc
    Is this goat's flannel from Madewell? I'm pretty sure I have this exact flannel shirt.