HOW I TOLD MY HUSBAND WE WERE HAVING A BABY
What really happened
- •After peeing on a stick (at 6am) quietly open the bathroom doorBut I'm shaking so hard I can't get the door open and I make a ton of noise
- •Sit on bedRealize that you've actually woken him up from all the bathroom door noise
- •Kiss him on his cheek to wake himAssume cause he has one eye open that he's as fully awake as I am
- •Show him the stick and quietly say "guess what? We're pregnant"Aggressively scream in his face, "We're fucking pregnant" while doing an unintentional impression of Macho Man Randy Savage in a Slim Jim commercial
- •Share the joy of the news togetherOkay, he's confused so just scream it again, "We're fucking pregnant!!!"
- •We kissHe responds, "I don't understand what's going on."
- •He hugs me and tells me he's so excited to go on this adventure with meI say more calmly this time, "We did it. We're pregnant." He realizes what's happening and we celebrate