THINGS I CAN'T DO

  1. Wink with my left eye
    Somehow my right eye has this figured out
  2. Whistle
    Seems easy enough for everyone else but no sound comes out when I do it
  3. Drive a stick shift car
    Many have tried to teach me over the years and I still can't do it
  4. Pet a dog and not wash my hands
    They just feel weird. Okay, I'm kinda a germaphobe
  5. Share eyeliner
    Again scared of germs. No one wants pink eye.
  6. Brush my teeth with my left hand
    This is weird cause I'm actually left handed. I think my parents couldn't teach me any other way to do it cause they're both right handed.