QUOTES FROM NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CHRISTMAS VACATION, RANKED FOR EVERYDAY USE
Know the Griswolds by heart or GTFO.
- 1.Hallelujah, holy shit!
- 2.Bend over and I'll show you.
- 3.Shitter's full.
- 4.I don't know, Margo!
- 5.We're at the threshold of hell.
- 6.The jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nut house.
- 7.Can't see the line, can you, Russ?
- 8.That there's an RV.
- 9.Sorry, shittin' rocks.
- 10.Grace died thirty years ago.
- 11.It's Christmas and we're all in misery.
- 12.Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Happy Hanukkah.
- 13.Little full, lotta sap.