Know the Griswolds by heart or GTFO.
  1. Hallelujah, holy shit!
  2. Bend over and I'll show you.
  3. Shitter's full.
  4. I don't know, Margo!
  5. We're at the threshold of hell.
  6. The jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nut house.
  7. Can't see the line, can you, Russ?
  8. That there's an RV.
  9. Sorry, shittin' rocks.
  10. Grace died thirty years ago.
  11. It's Christmas and we're all in misery.
  12. Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Happy Hanukkah.
  13. Little full, lotta sap.