QUOTES FROM NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CHRISTMAS VACATION, RANKED FOR EVERYDAY USE
Know the Griswolds by heart or GTFO.
- •Hallelujah, holy shit!
- •Bend over and I'll show you.
- •Shitter's full.
- •I don't know, Margo!
- •We're at the threshold of hell.
- •The jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nut house.
- •Can't see the line, can you, Russ?
- •That there's an RV.
- •Sorry, shittin' rocks.
- •Grace died thirty years ago.
- •It's Christmas and we're all in misery.
- •Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Happy Hanukkah.
- •Little full, lotta sap.