WHAT'S ON MY DESK

Some people keep an organized workspace. I am not those people.
  1. 1.
    Yesterday's coffee mug
  2. 2.
    Today's coffee mug
  3. 3.
    Beer bottle from I don't know when
  4. 4.
    A couple dozen books
  5. 5.
    Two bras
  6. 6.
    Three chapsticks
  7. 7.
    Gum
  8. 8.
    One sock
  9. 9.
    Four pens
  10. 10.
    Two notebooks
  11. 11.
    Seven tiny post-it pads
  12. 12.
    Invitation to a wedding that was 4 months ago and I still need to send a guft
  13. 13.
    An empty flask
  14. 14.
    Pictures from a bestie's wedding
  15. 15.
    Box of "it's your fucking birthday!" cards
  16. 16.
    Earbuds
  17. 17.
    Half a dozen stray hair ties
  18. 18.
    Mardi Gras beads
  19. 19.
    Knife roll with travel chef knives o should have put away in July
  20. 20.
    Podcast mic
  21. 21.
    A fine layer of dust on the non-occupied surfaces