"Clean" Things That Make ME Feel Dirty

hygienic, my ass
  1. โ€ข
    bar of soap
    literally only clean the first time. then: hairs, germs, cesspool๐Ÿ˜–
  2. โ€ข
    listerine
    how can it claim to prevent plaque in your mouth, when it can't even prevent the plaquey, blue build-up around the rim that sometimes gets in your mouth and makes you gag ๐Ÿ˜–
  3. โ€ข
    pedicures
    damn if I don't love a stranger massaging my calves and creating tiny art on my feet, but COULD YOU PLEASE NOT FILE MY TOENAILS ๐Ÿ˜–
  4. โ€ข
    flossing
    duh ๐Ÿ˜–