hygienic, my ass
  1. bar of soap
    literally only clean the first time. then: hairs, germs, cesspool😖
  2. listerine
    how can it claim to prevent plaque in your mouth, when it can't even prevent the plaquey, blue build-up around the rim that sometimes gets in your mouth and makes you gag 😖
  3. pedicures
    damn if I don't love a stranger massaging my calves and creating tiny art on my feet, but COULD YOU PLEASE NOT FILE MY TOENAILS 😖
  4. flossing
    duh 😖