Commercials That Are Drunk++

go home, commercials
  1. lays potato chips
    an average man looks at a beautiful woman on his dating/ nearbysexing app, but swipes left. then he looks at a bag of chips and swipes right. that's enough, lays
  2. charmin toilet paper
    TV families bond over dinner, not toilet paper scraps stuck in/on your ass. it's just disgusting
  3. all mascara commercials
    whose models are wearing fake eyelashes. it's false advertising. really, really false advertising.
  4. credit karma
    this seemingly functional adult has her credit score tattooed on her arm because she doesn't think it ever changes and because she's drunk
  5. that ASPCA commercial with the Sarah McLaughlin
    so sad, those poor animals, makes me cry every time. oh, maybe it's me that's drunk