I'm Going to a Fancy Dress Party πŸ’ƒπŸΌπŸ’ƒπŸΌ

here's what it took
  1. β€’
    this romper
    it's my size, but I got a booty πŸ‘ (see previous lists) so this involved caloric deficits plus severe protein increase minus all the chz and wine which normally adorn my life
  2. β€’
    these shoes
    they're my size and perfect but so, so painful. I told the man at the store I was purchasing them anyway and he sprayed them with a shoe stretcher and told me stand around in them for 15 minutes. they'll still make me cry, but it'll be a cry of love
  3. β€’
    this smell
    needed to buy it anyway, it smells so goods
  4. β€’
    this makeup
    lucky for me tonight's ball coincides with Clinique bonus time: free samples
  5. β€’
    these lashes
    cancelling out the above make up. this will be first attempt at fake lashes. it may be a list of its own
  6. β€’
    this manicure
    originally planned for OPI Care To Dance? which was milky and luxurious and would have taken 6 coats but my [ex] nail lady said it wouldn't work 😑 so this is a matte manicure that looks like they're not painted at all
  7. β€’
    these
    duh
  8. β€’
    add it all up and
  9. β€’
    HERE WE GO