Waiting for My Gyno Appt vs Waiting for Listapp to Go Public

I'm in the waiting room
  1. Gyno < ListApp
    I made a 10/8 appointment and she is late. ListApp made a 10/14 appointment and will probably be on time. ListApp would never let me down like that
  2. Gyno > ListApp
    I know what to expect at the gyno, same as always
  3. Gyno < ListApp
    I know what to expect at the gyno, surely ListApp will be more pleasurable
  4. Gyno < ListApp
    After ListApp goes public, I won't have to walk around with a slightly altered gait mildly concerned about gel sliding down my leg. Or maybe I will, idk
  5. Gyno = ListApp
    She's going to see all up in me. New listers are going to see all up in me.. differently