Ways to Make a Lady Smile

ranked
  1. 1.
    figure out what she's all about, and then go there and do that thing
    go see a musical, pretend to like her team, rub her back, spank her, whatever. if it's important to her, try and see if it could be important to you
  2. 2.
    do that ☝🏻 like, every day
  3. 3.
    nothing
    (doing nothing is better than 👇🏻👇🏻)
  4. 4.
    tell her to smile
    😑😑 absolutely not. same: tell her how much prettier she is when she smiles, ask why she's in such a grumpy mood, tell her to "cheer up." NOTHING makes less likely to smile than being told to smile 😑😑