I am altering a bridesmaid dress right now.
  1. 1. Altering a bridesmaid dress is the act of turning an ill fitting dress that the owner hates into a well fitting dress that the owner hates.
  2. 2. There is an 89% chance that the dress will only ever be worn for 8-12 hours.
  3. 96% of bridesmaid dresses are made from polyester. This means that they will spend approximately 60 hours being produced, shipped and tailored, 9 hours being begrudgingly worn, and then 150 years decomposing in a landfill.
  4. Are you a soon to be bride? End the tyranny. Keep the maids, ditch the antiquated tradition of matching chiffon dresses.
  5. Look how cool these girls look in their own comfortable and non-matching dresses: