6 times my brain lied to me

  1. THIS WILL BE A SATISFYING MEAL
  2. PEOPLE WILL WANT TO SEE THIS MOMENT YOU SHOULD TAKE A PHOTO
  3. THAT'S FOOD YOU SHOULD EAT IT
  4. RESPOND TO YOUR BOSS' EMAIL LIKE THIS IT'S HILARIOUS
  5. YOUR CLIENT PASSED OUT ON THE COUCH NOW'S THE TIME
  6. WE SHOULD GET THIS AS A TATTOO