Are they really guilty if you're willing to admit them to cyberspace?
  1. Calling Hot Chocolate 'HoCho'
    I'm not sure why it is so satisfying, but oh boy it is.
  2. Using the Eggplant Emoji Often
    And without context. I wish I had a more refined sense of humour.
  3. Jeremy Kyle
    I wish I could say I'm one of the few English speaking humans that doesn't love Jeremy Kyle. I do. If only for Graham.
  4. Songs by Drag Queens.
    75% of them are terrible and yet there I am, being able to perfectly recite the rap verse in RuPauls's 'peanut butter'.
  5. Making a Good Pun
    I'm not even sure if I feel guilty about this pleasure.