We don't understand entirely what's going on, but we'll say we do.
  1. DOES THIS MEAN ITS THE SUPERBOWL?
    and then think about how American TV has loads of adverts. I don't entirely know when the Super Bowl is.
  2. IS THIS THE DAY THEY PUT MARSHMALLOWS ON ROOT VEGETABLES?
    It sounds good, I think I saw it on a friends rerun once.
  3. IS IT THE BIG SALE DAY SOON? SHOULD I GO AND LOOK AT THE AMAZON DEALS?
    Well, I probably will, but I will mutter about Black Friday's irrelevance to Britain while doing so.
  4. NOW CHRISTMAS IS TRULY CLOSE.
    That wave of festivity has been released, Christmas, dear list makers, is coming.