THINGS BRITISH PEOPLE THINK DURING THANKSGIVING

We don't understand entirely what's going on, but we'll say we do.
  1. DOES THIS MEAN ITS THE SUPERBOWL?
    and then think about how American TV has loads of adverts. I don't entirely know when the Super Bowl is.
  2. IS THIS THE DAY THEY PUT MARSHMALLOWS ON ROOT VEGETABLES?
    It sounds good, I think I saw it on a friends rerun once.
  3. IS IT THE BIG SALE DAY SOON? SHOULD I GO AND LOOK AT THE AMAZON DEALS?
    Well, I probably will, but I will mutter about Black Friday's irrelevance to Britain while doing so.
  4. NOW CHRISTMAS IS TRULY CLOSE.
    That wave of festivity has been released, Christmas, dear list makers, is coming.