THINGS I'M TIRED OF...
So many things....
- •The internet telling me what to feel."Here are 34 pictures of Victorian architecture that will make you feel like a kid whose just snuck a cookie from the jar before dinner and didn't get caught."
- •Hearing about micropenises
- •The stupid fucking moon mocking my every move!"Look at that idiot searching for his house keys that he dropped in the tall grass."
- •Hillary Clinton's damn emails!#FeelTheBern
- •Every podcaster's Squarespace ad"I'm so stupid when it comes to websites and I put a slice of cheese in the CD drive of my laptop."
- •People referring to sports teams as "we.""WE made all the basket goals last night. I'm so very lonely."
- •Donald TrumpI have nothing else to say about this. Fuck that guy.
- •Having that dream where Chris Hardwick yells "POINTS" every time I do literally anything.The sarcasm is not appreciated, Chris.