So many things....
  1. 1.
    The internet telling me what to feel.
    "Here are 34 pictures of Victorian architecture that will make you feel like a kid whose just snuck a cookie from the jar before dinner and didn't get caught."
  2. 2.
    Hearing about micropenises
  3. 3.
    The stupid fucking moon mocking my every move!
    "Look at that idiot searching for his house keys that he dropped in the tall grass."
  4. 4.
    Hillary Clinton's damn emails!
  5. 5.
    Every podcaster's Squarespace ad
    "I'm so stupid when it comes to websites and I put a slice of cheese in the CD drive of my laptop."
  6. 6.
    People referring to sports teams as "we."
    "WE made all the basket goals last night. I'm so very lonely."
  7. 7.
    Donald Trump
    I have nothing else to say about this. Fuck that guy.
  8. 8.
    Having that dream where Chris Hardwick yells "POINTS" every time I do literally anything.
    The sarcasm is not appreciated, Chris.